My Fun Day With Two Missionaries

A few years back I was working in Ithaca, New York.I earnestly dug and dug trying to find a real strong
One Saturday morning we got a knock on our door. Itunderstanding of their particular theology.
was two young missionary girls who wished to chatAnd this is what I discovered:
with us.I posed this question: So, why do you believe in what
My wife told them we weren't interested, and wishedyou believe in?
them a nice afternoon.Two wide-eyed, young girls looked right at me, and
And it's fairly obvious she was hoping this was the endwith undeniable enthusiasm told me, "Because it's the
of the whole thing.words of the Prophet!"
Now, it could be argued that I'm a relatively"Ah," I said. "And why do you believe in the words of
confrontational individual. And being that I am a prettythe Prophet?"
educated Jew who loves a little intellectual debate, IA wild eyed, sincerely pious look came over their
asked my guests what they thought about seeing iffaces as they nodded and told me, "Because it's
we could get the girls to come back. Fortunately, theywritten in the book!"
were quite excited about the idea."Oh," I exclaimed. And I curiously added, "So why do
Now, my philosophy about missionaries is such: If youyou believe in the words of the book?"
truly believe something, go ahead and argue yourOK, boys and girls. We've entered the moment of
perspective. I live for friendly debate! But if what you'retruth:
doing is not friendly debate, but rather manipulation and"Because it was written by the Prophet!"
toying with the emotions of the weak or innocent, forThey said it as if it were obvious.
this I have little respect.They said it with not a care in the world about the
Regardless, I've always understood that missionarieslogical circle they just created.
are generally trained and ready to argue, and I thoughtI'm relatively positive they were actually totally
it would be fun to engage in a little healthy debate withunaware that it had even been created.
my afternoon.And with my dreams of a solid debate behind me, I
And that's when I learned something I never knewthanked them for their company, wished them a
before.wonderful afternoon, and walked them to my door.
Some missionaries are very different than what IThese young ladies were beyond polite, extremely
thought.friendly and modest, and definitely well meaning.